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i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after

(via sauntering-vaguely)


my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

A moment on the lips an eternity on the hips, but a moment in the nose won’t effect your figure and pose.

(Source: biforce, via violaobanion)

When Shireen Baratheon is queen, Westerosi literacy rates are going to be the fucking highest in the known world you just wait.